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When you pour milk into hookers ass hole and proceed to fuck it's brains out until it turn into butter. Then you continue to give it to your nearest Asian neighbor.
Yo bro i gave the best anal churner last night. Those Goddam Asians are gonna have some nasty ass butter!
The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
When someone is being fucked in two holes at once
"Woah, guys dont give me anal penal!"
nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala
You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
When you have anal sex with a horse.
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice
Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass
Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”