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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.
Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.
Een seks positie waarbij de vrouw voorover leunt en de man zijn penis in de anus steekt.
Hey schatje wil jij lekker wat anale poepseks met mij doen vanavond?
when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
When you pour milk into hookers ass hole and proceed to fuck it's brains out until it turn into butter. Then you continue to give it to your nearest Asian neighbor.
Yo bro i gave the best anal churner last night. Those Goddam Asians are gonna have some nasty ass butter!
The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
When someone is being fucked in two holes at once
"Woah, guys dont give me anal penal!"