get off the gas bro

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser

david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."

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bro think he in a edit

It’s when someone does a pose outta nowhere or makes movement like they are in a video edit it sometimes could be cringe and stupid

Look at the way he’s standing “bro think he in a edit”

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Lax Bro Fire Drill

when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days

that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro

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don't tase me bro!

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.

stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!

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Don't Tase Me, Bro!

In reference to Andrew Meyer being tasered at the Univervisy of Florida. Synonymous with "get off my case" or "give me a break." If someone is bustin' your balls, and you want them to lay off.

Mike: "Hey man, you sure are a dumbass for fucking it up with that hot chick last night.

Derek: "Hey, don't tase me, bro! I was drunk!"

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Y U mad bro

trying to annoy someone that has no idea whats going on.

chuck: ''hey guys what's going on"
Barbra: ''GIVE ME THAT WUSSABI!"
chuck: "what?!??!?!"
Barbra: "Y U mad bro?"
chuck: "I'm not mad"
Barbra: "but, really, Y U mad?"
chuck: "I'M NOT!" (walks away very annoyed)

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don't tase me, bro

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.

Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH

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