National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day
Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun
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Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
a background song use to make an edit with your partner. must have flooded your reels section
A shitty day too be born on.
May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.
National shirtless pic day
Your bf has to send you a shirtless pic
Hey baby it's may 19th national shirtless pic day, gimme gimme.
National titty and booty pic day
Its may 19th you know what that means