Meat and Potatoes - Girl

When a really hot chick, doesnt realize she is hot, doesnt act like she is hot, and doesnt always dress like she is hot. - But there is no doubt she is hot.

This red hair girl at my office is so hot looking, but she acts like such a meat and potatoes - Girl.

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Mississippi Meat Grinder

When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.

Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.

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stanky meat puppet

Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.

Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.

or

Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.

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Booty Hole Meat

Girl's butt, that is rather large. Specifically relates to large butt cheeks and meaty area around the butthole. Interchangable term with donk. Usually used to describe a big butt in tight clothing or during a dance.
Often abbriviated as BHM in the conversations and guy-talk.

Girl, shake that booty hole meat! Let me taste your bootyhole meat.
Damn, that girl got some serious BHM.

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Russian Meat Grinder

Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.

You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!

Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder

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Aluminum Meat Pusher

when a man, in the mdidle of intercourse, takes aluminum foil and wraps it his shlong until it forms a dildo like object. He then stuffs it with meat (usually lamb) and starts butt f*cking the female or male with it

"When we get to our apartment, im going to make sweet love to you and pull the aluminum meat pusher"

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Lunch meat pussy

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.

"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

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