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A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.
Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.
Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.
Vic wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we tried the Mexican trifle, it blew us both away!
Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
The action of enhancing something in order to make something look as if a Mexican owns it.
Yo that 1999 GMC Sierra looks crazy mexicanized.
Mexican Musket
A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.
STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO