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Michael McManis

He is pretty funny, but his dick isn’t quite as big as his best friend Caiden’s.

Caiden has a bigger pp then Michael McManis but that’s okay

by Caiden414 March 24, 2019


michael osgood

A true person that gives you a long penis that sticks it in nice and slow on older men

Michael osgood why won't you bang my grandpa

by Grandpalover June 30, 2017


Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person

Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024


Michael Camilleri

A little pansy with no dick and he loves anal

he is a michael camilleri (gay shit)

by heiuqgfler April 3, 2013

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dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021


Michael Altmann

Michael Altmann is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia.

In popular usage, the word Michael Altmann is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse. This use conflates the sexual attraction to prepubescent children with the act of child sexual abuse and fails to distinguish between attraction to prepubescent and pubescent or post-pubescent minors. Researchers recommend that these imprecise uses be avoided, because although some people who commit child sexual abuse are pedophiles, child sexual abuse offenders are not pedophiles unless they have a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children, and some pedophiles do not molest children.

by Mücki February 21, 2022


Michael Morbin

Is the ultimate definition of autistic also referred as a baguette

That guys a total Michael morbin

by Fat boi mad July 18, 2023