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Sending someone off to dig a hole insinuating that if they don't go bury themselves soon you might have to help 'em with it.....
"This is the last time, please man...if I don't get that shit my girl's gonna leave me..."
".....I told you to stop callin' me here.....My friend... You are over...
....PS...... go dig a hole...."
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Invented by Thomas Jefferson in 1796, the Second Butt Hole is an additional anus created in order to alternate pooping. While maximizing efficiency, the Second Butt Hole also provides relief to the primary butt hole, so that you don't get sore from all that pooping.
The Second Butt Hole is most famous from its appearance in the film Titanic. Ben Stiller has also reported being an avid fan of the Second Butt Hole.
"Man I was so wasted last night, I was shitting all morning. Thank God I have the Second Butt Hole"
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When a girl stands naked, legs together, at the top of her legs, before the naughty bits, there is sometimes a triangular shape where her legs curve back in and there is space between the thighs at the top.
Mainly this is only on tall, athletic or skinny girls, apparently this is ideal when you could just fit a golf ball through, as any bigger is deemed too big, and smaller is deemed too small.
-What do you like most in a girl? Boobs? Legs?
-No man, I'm all about the golf ball hole.
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A woman who is fed up with neospeak and punches whoever refers to her womanly bits as a "bonus hole."
Nutjob: Vagina isn't inclusive enough, it doesn't hurt you to use "bonus hole."
Me: I'm walking away before I become a bonus hole puncher.
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Might get hepatitis playing with a rusty bullett hole.
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(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.
Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"
Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"
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Woodgrain is a type of material that goes on the dashboard and doors of a car. Leather is talkign about leather on the seats. The hole is another name for the sunroof.
I'm riding with Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole.
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