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when sharing armrests with a complete stranger, you should always use the front of the armrest on your left side and the back of the armrest on the right
this guy aint respecting the unspoken rule of armrests
If something is bad it has a good variation
Person 1: How come Lucifer's always evil!
Person 2: rule -666 dude.
If it exists, there is a religion of it. Similar to rule 34, but with religion.
The flying spaghetti monster belief falls under rule 666.
Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.
"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"
The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”
Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.
1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
The Latin phrase “omne trium perfectum” means that every set of three is complete. A Creative Pragmatist will apply this to outfit composition; when you have selected three key items, the destination has been reached.
Person 1: I think i’m missing something, my outfit doesn’t feel complete.
Person 2: You’re not thinking of the Rule of 3, you need to have 3 components in an outfit and you only have 2. Try a pop of color for your shoe!
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