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To be Mexican and have a small penis
Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat
Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.
WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.
A collection of toppings, including meat, vegetables, cheese and sour cream compiled into a tortilla. Sometimes adorned with hot sauce or salsa.
Hey, wanna go get some tacos?
Naw, but I'd be down for some mexican tortilla sandwiches!
Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.
Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico
In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat
Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!
When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.
Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.
A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”