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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014


Wet wheeling

The female act of masturbating whilst sitting behind the wheel of a car.

“ I’ve got half an hour before my break is over, I might go and do a bit of wet wheeling to pass the time. “

by Golearnaboutit March 21, 2022


WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY

SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE

by lesser of 2 eviles July 31, 2015


wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022


Wet nice

A term created on January 30th 2022 by the 2017 "Legends Never Die" fantasy football champ that mrans to get classy drunk or other forms of inebriation.

"I'm about to get wet nice and watch the game."

by Wordsofdawise January 30, 2022


Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap

by MollyRust August 5, 2020


wet pace

When Josh solemnly walks out into the rain. Not looking behind him or saying a word. Probably thinking about something mundane and uninteresting

Person 1: Hey look its a wet Pace!
Person 2: Hey your right Person 1, that sure is a wet Pace!

by Ernald Grotti January 27, 2017