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When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.
Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.
Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
A positive message given when a person has accomplished a task.
“Well done!”
*bob is simply a rhyming name for job and is not a specific person*
I am so proud of you getting that certificate, good job bob!
The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E
After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job
A sloppy pie job is when you stuff someone's ass with pie, and then fuck it, and then come in that person's mouth as they eat the pie off your dick
Oh baby I wanna give you a sloppy pie job
Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.