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Matty Matty the Big Daddy

Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.

Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.

"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline

by DV-Dubs November 12, 2010

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


big daddy long dong

When your clapping cheeks you become a god

Yo bro did u see Eric clappin kassidys cheeks. Uh, yea she said he’s got a big daddy long dong

by Roll tide bby May 29, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


yo mamma daddy

a mom and a dad that has a cock and a pus-say

yo mamma daddy is a fag, and he she is yo mamma daddy

by yo mama February 6, 2004

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


dawg master funk daddy

The biggest mother fuckin pimp alive you know?

Man:ight im the dawg master funk daddy and its your time to be FUNK!
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand

by dawg master funk daddy April 26, 2007

14πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


FUCK ME HARDER DADDY

When the anime goth tiddy minor wants sex. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

"FUCK ME HARDER DADDY"
"No u"

by GothTiddies May 24, 2018

24πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


ain't yo baby daddy

Denial reply claiming that you are not the father of the woman's child

Girl, I ain't yo baby daddy!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


big daddy yum yum

term of endearment used for describing one who is, persay, 'yummy'
does not necessarily have to be a father

John Smith is Pocahontas' Big Daddy Yum Yum.

by maizy pie November 16, 2007

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž