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The job description of a female offspring who leads their sight-impaired mother around...
I had to go to the mall so I took my seeing-eye daughter with me so I could get around.
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an expression used to describe something thats not good. a very bad situatuion in which ur completly fucked
phil: dude, wheres doug?
Ed: PIS IN MY EYE!! i cant find him anywhere
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The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
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a person of the asian persuasion
man, the laundrymat washer took my quarters. Ill just ask the slice eye sam to give me a refund...
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The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim
Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.
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A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.
BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.
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A homorrhoid, or large bulous vein popping out of your ass. Sometimes named Steve.
My brown eye sty is really irritating me today, do you have any Prep H.
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