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Juke Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009

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Little Blue Box

the "Little Blue Box" is used to refer to the TARDIS, the Doctor's time-traveling spaceship in the BBC show "Doctor Who". The show, the longest running television show, is one of the most popular shows in the United Kingdom, and is also popular world wide. TARDIS, or Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, is how the Doctor is able to travel through the universe. To people who do not know of the Doctor and see TARDIS, since it is disguised as a police box, call it a "little blue box".

Donna: You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?
Grand dad: It's all over the place these days. If I wait here long enough . . .
Donna: I don't suppose you've seen a little blue box?
Grand dad: Is that slang for something?
Donna: No, I mean it. If you ever see a little blue box flying out there in the sky, you shout for me Gramps. Oh, you just shout.

by wibbly-wobbly timey-wimy June 7, 2011

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Muah your box

Female equivalent of "blow job." Also stated as "Mow the lawn," "Muah the lawn," or "Mow the box." In the previous sentence the word "the" can be properly replaced with "your."

"Joe and Brent want to 'Muah your box' badly!"

by FreakyGurl January 14, 2008

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big night on the box

An evening of prolonged sex, resulting in lack of sleep.

Q: You coming to the footy today mate?
A: Nah, I'm fucked, had a big night on the box last night.

by silve-ja May 20, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Toy Box

When a women shoves 10 to 12 sexual objects up her rectum, and her male partner has to shove his arm up to the elbow into her ass in order to retrive them. He then must sexually pleasure her with all of the objects. Multiple times.

Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!

by NelliyJuice January 13, 2012

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idiot box

a game wherin on person sneaks up on another and traps them under a blanket, preferably keeping them there for prolonged periods of time while screaming "idiot box!"

charlie was giving me lip so i put his ass in the idiot box.

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

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x-box controller

Basically an obese PS2 controller with buttons that stick.The worst controller ever, it breaks so easily.

My brother broke his x-box controller this is like his 17th one, He could have bought a PS2 with that money!!!!!!

by Lupine Shawn January 29, 2005

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