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poo poo head

One of the most dangerous insults known. It was so bad that a long time ago a real life chat filter was constructed to stop the use of the insult before it was said. Only people with permission from the police are able to use it.
Once the insult is used on a person they immediately die.

Michael: FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL THROW MY PLAYSTATION 3 AT YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: shut up poo poo head
Michael: *died*

by MESYETI April 8, 2021


Poo Poo Head

Shit On A Head

'Hes A Poo Poo Head'

by Mxhyb April 11, 2022


poopy poo poo

when u fart a little....to goood :)

omg greg you let a poopy poo poo!

by shartypants123 October 8, 2021


Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:

I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.

by all_red7 May 3, 2013


Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022


SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019


eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 26, 2018