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DOUCHE

A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.

"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."

by Here To Help 711 July 31, 2016


Douche

Shower in French
An idiot

'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'

by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015


Douche

Emma's boyfriend

Emma's boyfriend is the king of douches

by That_One_Bookworm February 9, 2020


Douche

Emma's boyfriend

Emma's boyfriend is a cracked up douche

by That_One_Bookworm February 9, 2020


douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking

"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"

by ruffshuff May 31, 2012


Douche

Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.

Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.

"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."

by Biddyboy June 10, 2024


douche

failure to hackey sack, hack fail

damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!

by satan beef April 2, 2010