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Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
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Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".
Tammy: You know what I really think of you?
Jon: What?
Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!
Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
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When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.
Bill:What's smurf her tits?
Jim:Ask your mom.
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tits very similar to gina's and have hair all around the outer edge of the nipple, also known as ape tits
Your tits are tiny tim tits, look at that hair!
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a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.
"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"
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When you are screwed beyond all fixability.
Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.
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Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.
Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.
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