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Phrase meaning: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?
Sheeit...
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smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.
all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.
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This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.
Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”
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A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.
The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!
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April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22
Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
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expression said when one person is fooled...if he gets fooled once, its shame on him, but not twice, its shame on all of you...
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you
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Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch
I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.
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