Fortnite is a cringy ass game where virgin and 10 year olds scream and losing Brain Cells everyday for playing the game
Kid: STOP STEALING MY JUGJUG
Mom:i shouldn't adopted you in the first place
kid:SHUT UP MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE
Mom:this is the reason why me and your father are leaving you
a game where 7-12-year-old virgin nerd heads play by building forts and post their wins on Snapchat(also make parodies).
Jimmy: FORTNITE, FORTNITE, what's the point of building forts if you are NITE NITE.x2
A game that was good when it first started in 2017 but then grew worse when kids stole their mums credit cards and bought vbucks. If vbucks were the main currency then they would be millionaires. If you still play fortnite, you should be classified as a terrorist.
Police I've spotted a terrorist, he plays fortnite
“mummy can I have v-bucks for fortnite?”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
Fortnite, the game where 9 year olds get turned on by pixels, and probably get their first boner
Fortnite Kid: Yo have you played the new fortnite season? there is so many new thicc skins!"