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A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.
I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.
a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
Used in sport to describe someone who can’t handle balls.
Did you see Buddy Franklin’s overhead mark? The ball went straight through his lesbian hands.
A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand
Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"
vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.
Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"
Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.
Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.
The state your hands are in after a wank
Post Wank Hands