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October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.
I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.
April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
Batting ones eyelashes against ones scrotum.
“She gave him butterfly kisses and has pink eye now”
When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early
Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters
When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls
Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters
When two people pull their buttocks apart and touch their anuses together like two butterflies pulling their wings back to kiss.
A: How did your date go?
B: It was great! She came back to my place and we shared butterfly kisses.