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The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
Michael Barone Is a fat orangutan
Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?
A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"
Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.
"That person is Michaelism at its finest."
He is pretty funny, but his dick isn’t quite as big as his best friend Caiden’s.
Caiden has a bigger pp then Michael McManis but that’s okay
A true person that gives you a long penis that sticks it in nice and slow on older men
Michael osgood why won't you bang my grandpa