Heptacochil C

Large golf ball-sized parasite that latches to the urethra wall inside the penis and ejects its tentacles out of the tip of the penis while while peeing. Parasite can only be removed by jelking.

The doctor informed George that the presence of tentacles while peeing was an indicator of the Heptacochil C parasite.

Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.

Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!

A$C

It’s written all over a wall in Lowell Massachusetts by a trolley stop in a park.

Did you see that graffiti down in Lowell?

Yeah isn’t it the one with A$C on it?

A$C

ascended

to ascend "A$C"

C-PUP

Cannot Pee Under Pressure
a shy pee-er that has trouble peeing in public

i couldn’t pee in the public restroom, i’m a victim of C-PUP

C-pup

A dog who's name begins with the letter C and snores loud enough to wake everyone around him but at the same time has the sweetest heart. Will steal your food one second and cuddle with you the next. An amazing animal, an amazing friend.

That C-pup stole my burger then kept me up all night, yet I still love him.

C section crowd

The lunch time crowd at the strip club, the strippers are subpar at that time.

Where's Jimmy?
Oh he's part of the c section crowd

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