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April 24th is national rape day.
“I can’t wait till it’s national rape day so I can give my teacher the works”
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Something that is not real. Seriously, whoever the fuck made that holiday needs to get a lethal injection straight to their important blood vessel.
(Loser 1) : "I'm going to be a fucking loser and prey on unsuspecting people, and rape them obviously on national rape day!"
(Normal average human being) : "The fuck is wrong with you? *spits on loser shoe.* Bitch. That's the least you're getting."
When you over play the same song more then once
Stop raping the song
when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks
Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.
verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
Unsolicited dick pic from someone you met online
I was having a nice conversation with this guy I met online until he totally eye raped me.