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Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.
Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.
When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.
Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out
adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.
Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?
If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it
Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake
It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.
Dylan just ejaculated on Krista's chest after she finished makin a cake.