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When two straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.
The first player must remove his pants and lube up his penis... preferably with KY warming jelly.
The second player must also remove his pants, however this contestant must lube his asshole with the chosen lubricant.
Both players then must slowly move closer together, either until one player pulls away (remaining player is deemed winner) or until it is agreed that player 1 is balls deep inside player 2 in which both players are deemed "gay".
Jason is the Tiger Woods of Extreme Gay Chicken!!
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Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.
C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?
Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.
C-Dawg: That sucks!
Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.
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Some food that someone doesn't like.
"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!
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When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in
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A media franchise about comfortable stuff.
I like Chicken Soup for the Soul
sex on a sandwich, no argument...
person 1: how good is the chicken teriyaki sub?
person 2: like sex on a sandwich
Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.
Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.