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When someone calls a black guy to jerk a white guy off so hard his dick turns black.
Stan: Yeah some dude called a black guy to give me a White Guys Black Dragon
Rhys: Damn... did it hurt?
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(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
Kind of like being the tallest dwarf
Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team
The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests
I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.
A person who buys a large quantity of the same items at once.
"Hey, look that guy at the other register is buying 30 bottles of dish soap"
"Bruh, he's fr the guy from the math problems"
Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro
Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?
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Any man that gives a thumbs up to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as a good man who is harshly mistreated by women because all women want jerks. He will also give a thumbs down to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as he truly is: a whiny misogynist who thinks women are nothing but objects of his desire.
You just clicked thumbs down? Yup, you're definitely a prime example of a Nice Guy, aka Creeper
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