Random
Source Code

Bobby Bitch Tits

A man with abnormally saggy breast. Other characteristics may include a hog-like face, illegal hands, and playing shitty solos.

Look at that Bobby Bitch Tits, he sure has some droopy nipples.

by death's head November 27, 2009

5đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž


pulling my tits

Another way of saying are you kidding me.

Joe: You're a dumb bitch

Jessica: Oh, really? Are you seriously pulling my tits?

by F_the_Free_World February 9, 2008

6đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž


"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon November 26, 2007

17đź‘Ť 22đź‘Ž


One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 12, 2018


Bust His Tits

The act of beating someone so violently you infer you may rupture their breast.

If Mike doesn't stop running his cock sucker I'm going to take him outside and bust his tits.

by Chicken Kicker August 25, 2014


Bitch tits mcalpine

Someone being a bitch tits mcalpine is very good for the soul but bad for the mind.

Barry bee: “imagine shrek fucking lil huddy.”
Fiona: “you’re a bitch tits mcalpine!”

by The minecraft thot February 18, 2020


Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019