A man with abnormally saggy breast. Other characteristics may include a hog-like face, illegal hands, and playing shitty solos.
Look at that Bobby Bitch Tits, he sure has some droopy nipples.
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Another way of saying are you kidding me.
Joe: You're a dumb bitch
Jessica: Oh, really? Are you seriously pulling my tits?
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It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.
Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"
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When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.
Friend A: "You get it in last night?"
Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."
The act of beating someone so violently you infer you may rupture their breast.
If Mike doesn't stop running his cock sucker I'm going to take him outside and bust his tits.
Someone being a bitch tits mcalpine is very good for the soul but bad for the mind.
Barry bee: “imagine shrek fucking lil huddy.”
Fiona: “you’re a bitch tits mcalpine!”
When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying
No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.
No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits
Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom