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what sky-eye says when mobius 1 launches a missile
mobius 1: *launcheds missile*
Awacs skye-eye: <<Mobius 1 fox 2!>>
(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."
When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro
The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?
Only found at Place Vanier at UBC (University of British Columbia). This floor was often found imitating memes and getting high every weekend. This floor knows how to party, and any time spent there is a wild time; causing them to become the most famous University floor in Canada.
Let's get lit, like Sherwood Lett floor 2!
Sherwood Lett is like, the most infamous floor at UBC.
A waste of your time and your moms credit card.
Friend: Have you played Chapter 2 Season 4 yet?
Me: No❤
1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex
2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex
3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.
He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking