poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.

Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.

poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals

Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.

poo-poo vaggie

A surgical connection between a woman's vagina and her rectum designed to allow extreme forms of penetration.

Purely a hypothetical concept.

'To accomodate a horse she would have to have a poo-poo vaggie.'

juicy poos

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

peeping poo

A literal poo that peeps at you. Often found hiding in the crevices of one's butt cheeks. Reminiscent of a turtle's head.

Mike: "Hey have you ever had a peeping poo?" Glasfish: "Hell yeah dude, get them all the time"

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

Drug poo

Poop that you eat to save your life carried by all Americans. Men and boys from birth carry drug poo.
Chemically enhanced poop carried from birth that'll save you from withdrawal and dts

Eat that drug poo. Make sure you include a blowjob.