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The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.
My coworker has an extremely long ass crack that I would love to perform bulging buns n mayo with.
Cross _that_ bridge to make a name for yourself as a sex pest.
Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.
I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.
When your watching Disney Plus and you have a girl over that you're gonna have sexual relations with
Aka busting a nut while watching Disney Plus
Guy 1: Bro guess what I did last night.
Guy 2:What did you do?
Guy 1: I Disney Plus 'n Busted all over this girls face.
Guy 2: Bro... I didn't need to know that...
Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.
A zero for today.
A woman who sleeps with with someone of some celebrity renown, threatens to go public unless she is paid off & then goes public anyway, acquiring a victim's halo in the process. A passive/aggressive form of sexual abuse.
I wish I didn't waste so much time paying attention to these Fuck n Tell Skanks.
The act of spitting in your partner's mouth then twirling tongues together until they tie into a knot. Then jumping off a cliff, yelling let it rip and then start spinning furiously like a Beyblade.
Let's do the old Spit Curl n' Twirl!