When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law
U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law
Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond haired and Blue eyed. They will be berated and enraged by your every move to be called this name. They are natural slackers so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’
Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’
An overused sound effects library made by The Hollywood Edge. It was originally released in 1990.
Kid #1: (watches a video on YouTube, a guy crashes off-screen followed by a cat screeching)
Kid #1: FUCK OFF!!! (throws phone to wall, then breaks)
Kid #2: What’s wrong?
Kid #1: That fucking cat screeching noise from The Premiere Edition Vol. 1 sound library keeps haunting me! It’s DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
Kid #2: ....okay