Random
Source Code
Random
1. Half way between your ass and the floor.
2. Between your ass and the panty line.
Ow! I slid off the couch and it caught me mid-ass!
6👍 2👎
(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
"Hey John, did you see that Ass Penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?"
6👍 1👎
Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
6👍 1👎
When it's 10:30 on a lonely Wednesday night and all you can think about is all of da bootys
Man my girlfriend broke up with me and I got hella ass crave
6👍 1👎
A person that emits such foul odors in the form of flatulence, that people within 20 feet, gag, get watery eyes, and run for cover.
Hey, garbage ass! Quit farting in the work area! We're trying to get something done here!
6👍 1👎
Shouted in moments that often define a great joy or something spectacular in nature.Thought to be awkwardly Canadian in origin, circa 1960s Manitoba Province, this phrase was recently brought back to life in the Midwest United States of America. As of 2018, variations of the word have been heard as far south as Memphis, Tennessee.
My hotel has a bidet! That's the cat's ass! I've never felt so fresh so clean. I am going to purchase one upon my return home.
6👍 1👎