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Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 6, 2024


How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 December 1, 2015


Old fashioned Jimmy

Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.

This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!

by FUwells January 12, 2022


Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024


Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?

by Jdubsyoyo4 June 18, 2020


Old Hoji

A derogatory term, used to define someone who behaves like a child, seeks attention, doesn't take accountability for their actions and often tries to justify their actions when they are clearly wrong.

Ugh you see her, she's acting a lot like Old Hoji. It's pissing everyone off..

by HojiOrange September 21, 2024


Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster December 10, 2015