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Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what

"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"

by SJWSlayer July 28, 2021


Law Of Crim

When people of both genders are always on your dick

I went out and the law of crim kept stopping me at the bar!

by Scattur July 6, 2024


Raymond's Law

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.

Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.

by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020


ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021


Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017


Law 45683

luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.

oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me

by frogiibae December 28, 2021


co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021