Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.

A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice

Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.

Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

Geez he is such a douche pit

douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.

Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.