James is such a caring person who loves to play soccer. they wont ever tell you that they hate you because they don't. if you know a James you are incredibly lucky. James is often a handsome person who is kind, sweet and outgoing. he always wants the attention of the one he loves. if you have a James in your life never let go, i let go of aJames and itwas the biggest mistake of my life.
me: LOOK ITS MY BOYFRIEND!!!
friend: your so lucky to have JAMES he is so cute and kind
me: i know
Typically either a really white dude or an asian dude. They can either be super fucking sus or be the best person you've ever met
James: OH YES DADDY FUCK ME HARDER
Person 2: shut the fuck up
or...
James: Hey dude look, everything will be alright! I'm here for you
Person 2: Thanks man you're the best
James’ are pathological liars. They are master gas lighters. If you are ever unfortunate enough to encounter one in the wild, most likely in the world of cannabis sales; run, don’t walk, away from them. They will suck the life out of you and make you think you’re the problem. The son of Satan himself 😂
asshole with good brows, racist and homophobic. hes a cunt but sometimes hes nice if u overdose on benzos and text him in the middle of the night
Enjoys chess and drunkenly assaulting speakers, sometimes pleasant and sociable but is most often found napping in the club
James is a pretty cool bloke until he decides it's time do something unanimously nonsensical