Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

flamming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flamming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flamming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

Twisted Mexican

A form of auterotic asphyxiation, using the string of sombrero

Yesterday, Mark gave himself a twisted mexican and died an absolute fucking legend

Mexican Deluxe

When you take anal beads out of a women’s ass and swallow all the shit that comes out of it

Ripa gave McGuire a Mexican Deluxe last night

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite