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n. stance taken to effectively relieve yourself, usually during an intoxicated state, in extremely crowded areas, i.e. concerts, tailgates, wet t-shirt contests, and/or food and beer festivals (when walking to the restroom is just not an option)
pee, urinate
You are at a crowded concert and the headlining act has just taken the stage. Suddenly, the urge to pee hits you! Everyone knows the lines are long in the bathroom and it will take forever. The only other option is the one knee pee. You assume the one knee stance, pull up your pants/shorts leg past the knee that is touching the ground, pull out tool and let it fly.
Warning: the one knee pee works best under cover of darkness and only in extremely crowded areas. The author of this message is not responsible for anyone who attempts to pee uphill or into the wind.
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The sweet, kind guy who showed his feelings and genuinely cared for a woman and would have treated her like a treasure.
If you are reading this, you are the one that got away, and the girl who went back to the other guy instead of dating you regrets her decision.
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to smoke a joint or blunt. often shortened to 'burn one'
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Second Studio Album by The Who released December 9,1966.
A Quick One
1."Run, Run, Run" - 2:43
2."Boris the Spider" (Entwistle) - 2:29
3."I Need You" (Moon) - 2:25
4."Whiskey Man" (Entwistle) - 2:57
5."Heat Wave" (Holland/Dozier/Holland) - 1:57
6."Cobwebs and Strange" (Moon) - 2:31
7."Don't Look Away" - 2:54
8."See My Way" (Daltrey) - 1:53
9."So Sad About Us" - 3:04
10."A Quick One While He's Away" - 9:10
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A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
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A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.
"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"
"No, she was stroking her beard at home."
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Having a one track mind refers to the instance that there is currently only one specific thing on your mind (which you may or may not make clear to your environment by returning again and again to said thing in conversations).
Guy: Dude, Barack Obama's speech was wicked last night!
The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.
Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.
The Other Guy: Yeahh...
Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---
The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!
Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...
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