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A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
The best tasting cake with the worst name.
This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.
When you're hitting it from the back so hard that her butt implants explode.
"How was last night?"
"It was great up until I gave her a cake pop. Spent the rest of the night with her in the ER."
to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.
I bought this book cause it looked great, but the story's awful. It's a complete sewage cake.
A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.
Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.
Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious
Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.
The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.
Usually a term of endearment.
Oooo, look at them cakes that got stripes. Those are some nice zebra cakes