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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 10, 2013

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Slapatoasta (slap-uh-toe-sta) Adjective

1 : Bad ass;

2 : An adjective describing the immense amount of radioactive pimp juice brought forth from an object or situation.

3 : An incident so shocking it makes you want to slap your grandmother.

4 : A term coined during a heated debate with Entenmann's about muffins.

Slapatoasta (slap-uh-toe-sta) Adjective

"Did you see webduck railing the 3 legged hooker, it was slapatoasta!"

"That clan on Xbox Live is Slapatoasta!"

by Daddyhungry December 5, 2011

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National slap ass day pt 2

Slap ass day ot 2 is wen you can slap anyone's ass (boy or girl)
Only for this day tho

John:come here
*Slaps his gf ass*
Kate:y did u do that
John: do u know what today is

Kate:no
John:its national slap ass day part 2

National slap ass day pt 2 is a second day out of the year when u can slap anyone's ass for a day

by I jusy make em November 9, 2020

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ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 12, 2010

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National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021


National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April

Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

by deznu1s October 21, 2021