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When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.
Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?
after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
I gave your mother wet high five last night.
I feel no remorse.
When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet”
A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).
Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.
a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
When you nut but then you make it disappear
My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini