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A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
Housed, Housing = the act of hyping a situation thru text as if the recipients are in the room with Houser absent of a follow up for a significant amount of time . Thus alienating and frustrating its intended audience .
Ex. of being Housed or Housing: “ Aye man “. …………” Bruh” ………………”Yall not gonna believe this”……………….”Wait til y’all see what I’m about to tell y’all ………………..
House music + dancing = Housing.
I'm going Housing tonight at the club.
Rowan House is a person that probably needs rehab. Dyes their hair 14 different colors a week. Fucks around with crystals 'in shit. Probably blames shit on there zodiac sign.
Your acing like a Rowan House with all them damn crystals 'in shi.
It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.
A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.
A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.
A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.
You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.