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The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.
I said "Get out of my house!"
White House Arrest - In lieu of normal “house arrest” this is the sentencing you get when you get indicted on 34 felony Counts, but you might be the next be the next president.
I see Trump‘s sentencing is on July 11… I bet he gets sentenced to White House arrest
A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.
M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!
TLH - the laundry house in India presents the laundry and dry cleaning service that assures a 100% transparency in the way your clothes are cleaned.
tlh the laundry house
A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.
Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
when you feel like only eating breakfast food
it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
i got waffle house syndrome right now