Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.
How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!
when two country boys get into a fight.
earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.
Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!
Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish
Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.
Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)
*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"
When you are taking a piss and need to shit
Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts