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Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.

How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!

by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019


texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 19, 2018


two-kicker

That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 8, 2016


The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017


the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020


two chords

Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)

*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"

by Dan Sparkle April 26, 2018


A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021