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You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.
Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock
When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy
A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"
Similar to a wet willie, but it's the process of licking your knuckles, and punching your target.
Dude! You gave me a wet willie! That's nasty! Here comes the Wet Snuffs you little bitch!