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The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
A play on words to indicate someone over their head. Unware of what to do because of poor qualification. As in "you are doing a heck of a job Browny". Named after Michael D. Brown former under Secretary of Emergency Preparedness and Response who was in charge FEMA when they botched the New Orleans response to hurricane Katrina
George Bush to Michael D. Brown: You're doing a heck of a job Browny
Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.
And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.
Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!
So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south
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when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis
Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.
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All jobs matter, not just police officer's jobs.
All jobs matter not just police officer's.