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When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
to take a picture of exquisite food you are eating and photograph it then send a picture to tessa or libby
“food we eat that shit”
1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.
Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.
A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami
When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.
Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!
When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.