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what ty and tay do every day; they are awesome; sexy; pretty much the freaking shit. They own at life and have a kick ass handshake that is pretty much the bomb diggity. They are also pretty much the two coolest kids you'll ever meet in your entire life.. Because they are the definition of complete ownage, and the definition of complete ownage is.. tay and ty.
"Dude did you just see that awesome handshake ty and tay just did?"
"Yeah dude, that was pretty much amazing!"
"They soooo own at life!"
"I know i wish i was that cool."
"Same."
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Pussy licking. Originating from the Mueller yogurt advert 'Do you lick the lid of life?'
i like to lick the lid of life!
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Quarter life Crisis: 1) Somone between the ages of 23-30. 2) A marketing catch phrase used my the media and corporations to instill fear and insacurity in young adults to consume products; much like a 'mid-life crisis'. 3) Half way between a fetus-life cirsis and a mid-life crisis; however, only half a life away from a 3/4-life crisis and 3/4 of a life away from death.
Stuffy-Corporate guy: Hmmm. seems sales on cargo pants, SUV's and Life Insurace is down, what shall we do Jenkins?
Jenkins: I dunno sir. Perhaps we could fuck with college students minds by telling them they are having a 'quarter life crisis'; thereby, instagating mass consumption of these products; therefor, padding the 3/4 profits of the company.
Stuffy-Corporate guy: Brillant! Jenkins! Now, i'll have the usual Club sandwhich on brown bread if you please.
Jenkins: C'ommin right up sir.
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Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.
My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.
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A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.
"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.
"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.
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Life drawing classes are art classes where the students are asked to draw nude human beings. The model to be drawn is often times either very good looking, or ugly, but no matter what needs to be depicted as lovely, natural, human beings. Artistic types will often go to classes because they are basically asked to draw porn, and look at naked people.
"Dude, I was in one of my life drawing classes today and this chicks tits were like huge, you totally need to join."
"But don't you have to look at naked GUYS too????"
"Well ya, but still...."
"I'd rather just look at porn, or pay my own stripper', thank you very much."
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Basically, when someone talks shit and says something that you obviously see to be untrue/ Edgy.
"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."
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