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An individual content creator that shares Mad City videos with the community on the social media platform YouTube.
Yo that Mad City YouTuber just uploaded a new video!
I’m a Mad City YouTuber who does weekly livestreams!
Owl City aka Adam Randal Young is simply perfect and genius. To those who call him gay and who hate Owl City, go fuck yourself but like really fuck yourself, get into a fucking club with 100 black dudes and let them fuck you and then shoot you in the head.
"What's your favorite artist?"
"Owl City"
"ewww he's gay"
"this is the moment he knew...he fucked up"
The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Upcoming Blockdrop gamemode. If any City Life players are reading this, how it'll look like is none of ur business.
When it's released I shall edit this.
the greatest band to ever exist , featuring the greatest artist to ever exist who went on to be a math teacher
hey , did you hear the new fourth wall city song?
yeah it was great
A grocery store chain in Tennessee and Virginia known for its sponsorship at Bristol motor speedway
School:We’re going on a service trip in the Smokey mountains so first we have to go to food city to get the food for the poor. Girls: not a grocery store the only thing I can get there is Starbucks! Boys: how much Mountain Dew can I drink in a single day?
Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*